So tonight, I am working on my homework and bedtime for the children sneaks up on me. I get all 3 of them in the bed, and go back to working on homework...not even one minute passed and Kenny was standing in front of me crying.
So being the good mama that I am, I stopped working on my paper that was due tonight (that I was not even half way finished with) and tried to figure out what was wrong with him. This is the conversation that followed:
Me: Kenny, what is the matter with you? Why are you out of bed?
Kenny: Waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh...uncomprehensible words.....waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Me: Kenny, calm down and quit crying. I can't understand a word that is comin outta your mouth. (10 points to the person that can tell me what movie I just referenced. Charity don't even try...we all know you live under a rock and never watch movies.)
Kenny: sniff, sniff...Every...sniff, sniff....every time....sniff...I lose....boohoohoo...I lose a tooth....wimper, cry, sniff, sniff..every time I lose a tooth....sniff, sniff
Me: Kenny, would you spit it out already. I have homework to do and you need to get to bed because you are so obviously exhausted.
Kenny: Sniff, sniff....Mama, every time I lose a tooth...I lose it! Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh....boohoohoo....sniff, sniff
I literally almost peed my pants! I was laughing so hard that I was crying. He was so pitiful, and I should be ashamed of laughing at him, but I ain't cause that was funny...I don't care who you are, that was funny!
So after, I composed myself...I told him that I would look for his lost lost tooth and put it under his pillow.
Oh yeah, the darn tooth fell out of his mouth 4 days ago. He was scared to tell me he lost his lost tooth because he was scared the Tooth Fairy would not come. The Tooth Fairy will come even if that stupid lost lost tooth never shows up! Hey! Maybe that's where it is...the Tooth Fairy already came and just stiffed Kenny!
Rush Hour -- HA!!!
Posted by: Charity | August 13, 2008 at 11:48 PM
No cheating Charity! You know you done Googled that!
Posted by: Jamie | August 13, 2008 at 11:50 PM
I knew before you asked the question. The song... what is it good for? Absolutely nothing.... immediately began running through my head! That tooth fairy is pretty sligh. She's been known to stiff folks... especially when the parents are REALLY tired and sleep through her knock at the door only to realize over a bowl of Capn Crunch that she was supposed to show up the night before!
Posted by: LeAnn | August 14, 2008 at 12:29 AM
Hey, if I lived under a rock I wouldn't know how to Google!!!!!!!!! But you're right, have never seen the movie :-)
Posted by: Charity | August 14, 2008 at 04:29 PM
Beats me on the movie, but be ashame of laughing at that baby. But that tooth fairy can be sneaky, at least he did not swallow a penny and it cost you a BUNCH of money.. Do you remember?? I love you all give my babies a kiss for me..
Posted by: Mama | August 14, 2008 at 05:46 PM
Oh bless him. The things our little ones find traumatic crack me up.
Does that make me a bad mummy?
Posted by: Carol | August 15, 2008 at 04:06 AM
That is funny... Rush Hour? or the sequel? I once had a kindergarten student that was trying to tell me something. After three attempts of him trying to tell me and me not understanding, he said, "do you understand the words comin' out of my mouf?"
Posted by: tyne White | August 15, 2008 at 10:32 PM
Awwww, the poor kid. Well, I hope the tooth was found and he was compensated for it ;).
Posted by: Monica | August 17, 2008 at 07:43 AM